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PUA Untold story 18

2008-12-03T00:46:00.000-08:00

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Fri, 28 Nov 2008

Ito ang sukatan ng pinakamalakas
Climbing at Frisbee sya ay talagang matigas
Walang tatalo pagibig na wagas
Puso nya sa mga ineng walang kakupas kupas

Hindi tama na tawagin na Hudas
Dahil sa bait nya sing sarap ng sopas
Kilala sha sa galing sa sports at tikas
Mga puti pilit humahabol, kumakaripas

Ibahin nyo itong Idolo ko
Parang laging naka kopiko
Tahimik walang niloloko
Dami biktima morena, wakoko

Kaya ingat kayo mga estudyante
Huwag lagi kayong kampante
Habang andito si kumpadre
Kaligtasan nyo di permenente
Sigurado kayo ay kuryente

Sa totoo lng dami ka rin pinaligtas
Mabigay tayo ng konting lunas
Si Gin, Chris at iba pang tsikas
Kami ay naingit baket di pinigtas?

Nangungulila na kami sa iyo senyor
Salubungin ka namin parang mayor
Wag ka mag alala habang andyan ka
Dahil dito naman si Denise nun wala ka

Ano ba ang talagang sikreto mo
Ingit kami sa sobrang Ligsi mo
Lalo na kaming mga lolo mo
Pagkaingatan ang iyong lomo

Ang aming hiling sa iyo
Huwag ka magbabago
Sana ay lalong tumulin at tumulis
Gumaling na STD ng mabilis

XOXO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold story 17

2008-11-25T19:44:00.000-08:00

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Tue, 18 Nov 2008

Masarap daw magmahal
Kulot sapaw hawak salawal
Baket nga ba ating itanong
Mga bata gusto mo iampon

Mas nene, mas masaya
Lalo na't hawak pa ang saya
Pero itong ating batikan butike
Daig pa ang laki ng kabute

Mapagmahal sobra sa kapatid
Pati bato nya ibinigay walang patid
Mabuting tao sha sigurado
Sa kapugian naman di dehado
Kamukhain mansueto velasco
Katawan mo ay pang romansa
Pasok lahat sa iyong panlasa

Pero kahit ganito sha kabait
Handa sha sa ating mga lait
Masakit kalimutan ang dating pait
Galit sobra sa mga hudas na kabit

Puso at katawan handang iaalay
Kahit na sha ay mapatay ni tatay
Harangin man ng sibat si katipunero
Di aatras di atakbo ang ating bolero

Iba na ngayon, dina basta kulot salot
Pampalakas ng tuhod kain ka ng balot
Ganda ng forehand, scoober kami takot
Bawal mainis nagmumuka ka kulangot

May gusto kami malaman
Ano ba talaga ang laban
Kayo na ba talaga ni kwan
Walang pa rin kwentuhan
Kami ngayon ay naguguluhan
Sa inyong mainit na yapusan

Sabihin nyo na sa amin
Di namin mamasamain
Duda namin ay puksain
Panahon na para aminin.

XOXO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold story 16

2008-11-16T19:11:00.000-08:00

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Mon, 17 Nov 2008

Unang Babae dito bukod kay Tenecia
Silipin natin buhay ni Broomhilda
Naglakas loob kami dahil isa ka rin lalake
Pareho naman tayong mahilig sa dede

Dami mong sinalihan na mga team
Pero isang tao gusto mo na maitim
Tsokoylate utong man ay ganun din
Kakulay ni kokey sa pinalakan tabing

Pero mga bata gusto mo na ngayon
May gatas pa sa labi ika nga ng mga hapon
Kasama pati si Calvin, Jan, Hogee at Ramon
Dahil daw sa umbok ng tyan parang mamon

Ingit kami sayo tuwing may party
Girls namin gusto na walang panty
Lips to lips mo sila kami ay naloloka
Tulad ni Chareena, Spankie at Joliena

Manila Spirits ayan nalalapit na
Siguradong madaming amerikana
Masaya na naman na ikaw ay makita
Kami ay kalabitin paglabas na ang hita

Hindi lang pala sa Frances ang hilig mo
Pati isla ni James kaw ay nagtrabaho
Pero may hiling kami nga mga tropa
Sana sa huling litrato kayo parin ni papa

Sana sa bago mong school kaw ay ganahan
Para rin sa inyong mga kinabukasan
Pwede naman magsaya hangang umaga
Wag mo lng kalimutan na meron ka nang alaga

XOXO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold story 15

2008-11-13T23:47:00.000-08:00

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Fri, 14 Nov 2008

Makulay ang buhay, sinabawang ulo ng bumbay
Dami mong gusto pati tibo walang humpay
Kilala sha hindi dahil sa anghit kundi sa kanyang kapit
Laging sugatan tuhod, siko subsob mata pikit

Mga tiskas isaisahin natin
Pagkatapos nito kami ay iyong habulin
Sobrang Lagkit iyong paningin kay Miel
Iba talaga ang utog dahil kay san Miguel

Musta daw sabi ni Sollie
Ay si rendell daw ang nakahuli
Sagot mo, kung di sha mapapasaken
Ok lang mas mahaba ang aken.

Baket ka ba umalis, monster winalis
Epren tinalo mo, umiyak daw pramis?
Balita ko dahil sa chocolate hersheys
Kumplikasyon sa ihi solusyon antibiotics

Iba ka talaga, kaw ay isang 'lam mo na
Pero tingin ko naman kaw handa na
Nagbuo ka ng bagong Perya
Pero players mo mga barya

Kapwa mo kalaro sa Dota
Ayan away naman nak 'nampota
Espiya dati mong kadikit
Ngayon wala ng higpit

Kulo ng dugo iyong iwasan
Mukha mo ay iyong hugasan
Welcome back from Michigan
Sa royal battle walang tulugan!

Maligayang kaarawan kumpadre!
Yun Oh!

XOXO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold story 14

2008-11-13T23:44:00.000-08:00

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Tue, 21 Oct 2008

Legend has it that this manwhore was born with a gift
He has the slipperiest touge and syrupy in a swift
Not surprizingly Brunettes in Hong kong give a junk
Regardless of his short comings from this Punk

Notedbly hitting percentage is high
Foreigners are really charmed, what a sigh
Local picks are also drawn
Yes he said it's time to spawn

Nicknamed after delicacy we wonder
Why such an innocent food named after
Someone explained, amazed with laughter
Not even conchita is safe from slaughter

We like to see list of roster
Girls hand written in poster
Ladies man he really is
Crazy for his lil' p***s
How the hell he does it
Because of his hairy armpits

He keeps in his diaries
Collected rules for cherries
All lusts with plesantries
Befriend, share beneficiaries

Now you want to know the roll
All the slayed forname's doll
Wipe your mouth in the wall
Sorry but our lips were stalled.

One is sure though that in Australia
He made sure that it was hysteria
Brunettes, Blondes and other maria
Keeping them hot out of malaria

So Mr. yummy Mamon
Bring your your own baon
Make you knees tight
And continue the fight.

XOXO,
Gossip boy

PUA untold story 13

2008-10-19T17:46:00.001-07:00

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Saturday, October 20, 2008

One of the pioneers, we offer our respect

You sir have bestowed with patience perfect

Sharing your knowledge with all the rest

May we thank you again sir, you are the best

One thing we want to know

When are you retiring lolow?

You are bringing us back to school

Making us look a total fool

We scratch our head, it is not cool

Fountain of youth you found which pool?

Take care of your back

Ankle and your jack

Our thoughts building up Dad

Holding plays that is bad!

This long ancient itch

Questions we do not ditch

When to capture that witch?

Don't want to think she's a bitch

Hope she doesn't fly to switch

Sooner tie knot and get hitched.

So Haydee why the wait

Time for him to get laid

No other list in his arms

All because of your charms.

Send us the invitations

We don't like citations

All we want are true loves

Fly loose those caged doves

XOXO,
Gossip boy

PUA untold story 12

2008-10-19T17:39:00.000-07:00

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Fri, 17 Oct 2008

Gone are the daze this mortal played long
Jumping and running were his ambition
He was in dreamland sleeping too long
Rain was cut short; he realized it’s not his position
That his knees and ankles were fading
Age has made him wiser; all we’re the saying

Not only known for his long slong
Big hearted brother in his thong
Yellow fruity fruit fruit
Doesn’t he look really cute?

Paving the frontiers of bling blings
Sense of fashion world out of things
Colorful images hurts side mirrors
Laughter you can hear on these jurors

Lately we’ve noticed
That his joke in pants
Even his tricycle bands
Being copied by fools
Who look like people jools.
Now who is standing tall in stools
WTF! Who threw that stool?

Not all is bad, we are not cruel
His hand is smooth as his pull
We especially like his forehand throw
Winked on some girls’ woe like to flow
Like his favorite song so slow
Including let’s wait a while… ooooh

Manwhore no more he has become
Now grooming very handsome
Thank you he said, you are welcome
Enough with this sh*t, now its done.

XOXO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold story 11

2008-10-06T08:13:00.000-07:00

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Fri, 3 Oct 2008

This fellow was noted with big down below. Not way down below but in the pectoral area… yes his heart is as big as his height coz this mighty tor has been almost regarded as monsignor. This Jurassic being has been playing since day 1 of ultimate and considered one of the best kept secret of PUA. Until unfortunately, he succumbed into a knee operation and waited for 2 years to get back into shape, our prodigal boy is back with ooooozing power and vengeance to someone who put him down that ungodly final accident game.

Watch out PUA no. 10 as he crawls down back at you, lurking, wating for the right timing while you are not looking and return his long overdue favor. His mission is very clear and sinister, pretending to be your close friend with fist cramping and waiting to be thrown at your smirking face.

With his angelic mixed devious smile, this Marco Polo has been discovering new fertile land hos local and international corners mischievously. He did not just discovered that the disc is round that it can be easily manipulated but after having been tasted, plated the world of spices, our tamed captor will not surrender his deadly weapon.

Now that you are back
Ladies and few gents leaned back
We all miss your huck
Some girls want your whapack!

We envy you when you slayed a blonde beast
Our puto was no match with your yeast
Borakay was definitely your feast
Loosers are there to play the least

Like a dog barks
Vocal chords disembarks
Not audible and dark
Merk.. merk.., merk merk… awooooooooooooo!! air.

XOXO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold Story 10

2008-09-12T00:31:00.000-07:00

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Fri, 12 Sep 2008

One of the ultimate Idols of ultimate Frisbee bigger than I will never be, high jumper, and awesome catcher - like a chocolate retriever. His overwhelming testosterone is beyond the normal level that his quench for sport over flows to his need of pelvic explosion. This raging bull wants to explore his kingdom and make distinct marks on every corner of the field. One team after another he sniffs the skirts of success leading to one hard standing match he cannot win. This bull blocked his game; a feline fit for the most valuable blood diamond swung and dumped his moves. No throws went through neither forehand nor his powerful backhand made an impression.

Like a predator stalking his prey, all moves were being followed looking for the slightest mistake he can manipulate. The elusive cat has been very cautious; her steps were carefully calculated, knowing how to protect their most precious family jewel.

Sadly he never conquered this feat and went to surmount other kilt to his need.

UPIS is my guess
But Philippine Science is the best
Engineering is your profession
Love is always your intension
Spread the cheese Merlin
Run like rin tin tin.

XO XO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold Story 9

2008-09-11T23:13:00.000-07:00

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Fri, 12 Sep 2008

When I started tossing, your look was so amazing. Curly not red haired like Julia Roberts color, staring at you my heart jumps and goes overboard. Blissful indeed when I see her running and gunning resembling a tough unicorn dazzling to us minions.

My fantasies turned to nightmare as she walks passed me; my so called angel went to the other fence of pecking hens. Why would this happen, I do have even bigger puckering pen.

I was unaware that back in the states, during their college days she found her big love in the same under wear. I feel so hopeless that my offer is not enough and make Ms. DeGeneres goes berserk, roll and laugh.

After a long squeezing, news spread that their cheesy bond went sour as bad as Swedish blue cheese odor. Now it’s el diablo’s chance, coz her she is fond to play the game of chance. Poker face don’t matter and help me hold that Texas ranger.

Whip… Whapiisssh.. Whapiisssh until she dips
Bring back the saddle and ride with gentle
I will make you wonder and make you remember
Fell the true might and power
In full throttle of a rightful lover.

XO XO,
Gossip boy

Gossip boys pool party!

2008-09-07T22:36:00.000-07:00

Just STRICTLY follow the Map and you will never get lost.

PLEASE follow ATTIRE.

This is a POOL PARTY so Swimming Clothes or EXTRA Clothes are must bring. You know how WILD frisbee parties are right??? if you know what i mean...

You may also bring IN KIND some drinks or chips specially GOSSIPS.

Just say Arjel Ipac's Residence at Everlasting Street, Phase8 upon entry at the Main gate [you will have to leave any ID] and at the Phase8 guard house.

THANKS and SEE YOU on FRIDAY 09.12.08 9pm!!!

PUA Untold Story 8

2008-09-04T10:16:00.000-07:00

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Thu, 4 Sept 2008

Syrupy eye lashes, inviting beam of smiles, perfect facial symmetry in perfect carpentry. Curly carpeted pectorals inferiorly leading down, like pirates looking for the treasure chest would want to know the rest?

Behind this flirty entertaining fellow has a distinctive taste down below. At first Tarzan wouldn’t know until the vines are swinging near your hollow. You will fall in love with his dance bids and become part of his routine far like Jane Fonda did. He is harmless until he becomes your friend but warning to those newbies ‘coz it’s too late when he is at your end.

But interestingly, how did it turn when you were macho before with side burns. In fact you have a girl who was very loving even your mama has sprinkled her full blessing. I found out from a bird not some tweety bird that you were even confused long before it was discovered.

Fascinating enough, how this story turned out. No matter how or no matter wow, you are loved by your Family and the PUA community.

Fly butterfly fly
Do the Romans do
Seek your solace
The grass is your space.

XO XO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold Story 7

2008-08-29T00:25:00.000-07:00

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Fri, 29 Aug 2008

Read my abdominal gringes and inguinal sides, never look down, eyes away from the small package. This hot bud has stamina of a teenager, has looks of collegiate matinee and eyes like morning dew on sweet summer’s day. Sparkling.. Refreshing… fresh as daisies under the Sun. Spiteful Skin smooth as babies’ behind, acute malign birth marks of patches resembling from hot imported lava spurs.

Little do we know that he is a terrific swimmer, like an electric eel swimming out of the water. Improving throwing skills, generative gouts, wiser decision makings and strong leadership are few of his stouts. That is why we often call you Kapitan!!!

Like a true fine wine.

Unfortunately, no vixens have ever bitten his neck as he remains lone wolf on the cold chilling hills of solitude for the longest time. This is no surprise because his overwhelming love affair with grandmas is not to be denied. Later he will realize that your testosterones will not forever be yummy like toblerones. In the end you might fall into the arms of someone who wants you to go bend.

Pick up the soap pls…

XO XO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold Story 6

2008-08-27T19:26:00.000-07:00

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Thu, 28 Aug 2008

I smell something fishy, not because my nose is twitching but because he has swimmer abs, like David’s sculptured back muscles by artist formerly known as prince – Angelo Gonzaga.

Your name is so popular that everyone seemed to ask your true life story, not just the disc ladies but pretending ladies too (drooling). We are all passionate about you, even the ex- president centurion (bald is beautiful) slashed and pushed you hard for being so yummy.

Those curly eye lashes and tanned toned body from surfing and wall climbing is a perfect score for being a boy toy patotoy. It is no wonder that he is true chick magnet. In every event or any damn place we visit, you always rip their hearts and pants out. Behind that devious smile, our player is a choosy dog and ostrich shy. Not wanting to make first moves, like a waiting game, luring his victims to come and let them devour him whole.

It is not a mystery why we call you BANGUS!

You perfected the give and go
Lay outs like you’ve always drink milo
Thunder Run like the flash
Your salty board we want to wash.
You look even hotter than your foil
like coconut milk that will not spoil

XO XO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold Story 5

2008-08-25T21:32:00.000-07:00

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Tue, 26 Aug 2008

Oh boy.. this player is a "True Kilabot", not because he has keen eye on High School Kittens but - kilabot defensively and offensively. In fact he often gets recognition in local and international tourneys. Having short limbs and arms was not a disadvantage, since he can compensate his short comings by sheer speed and long wild slippery tongue. - go figure.

All was perfect, - A damn Great player, love circled by his ultimate kitten player and ever reliable ex-boss mucho muchacho, we see them with envy. Having a happy go lucky life didnt pay off as time dictated him to pursue a better job. His fortune landed him abroad and the two cats parted ways in search of better profession. Much to say girl meets a new boy, much younger boy than our astro boy.

Pain struck in echo, bouncing from the corners of Asia, this is not the 1st time it happened but now looks like its end of the lay outs of these felines. Our boy do not need band aids this time, as these cuts are deeper than his 8 pack abs.

We feel you brother, arms in arms.

Idol forever
Replaced never
Find your true Love
Not using your glove

XO XO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold Story 4

2008-08-25T20:57:00.000-07:00

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Sun, 24 Aug 2008

This very popular rockstah player has been the ambassador of friendship from A and B pool especially towards the unsuspecting Hijas. He does it so smoothly that fat bastard learn from, moves that only fellow debaucher can only decipher.

With his goofy donkey smile plus his inclination w/ bongos, peak and torotoot he conquered a lot of John Mayer fans. A virgin protector as we see him, lurking around sweet sweet prospects dispersing other conquistadors.

Beware of this guy, this devious slash holds other lost precious things, I lost my disc once and found it inside his hair after three months. Accidentally, even saw a pair of cleats beside the disc. Who knows what else you can find...

Despite his intertwined love affairs, his hair caught not by an angry barber but by a fellow musician. We all love him not by his dolphin lay outs but his pesky kindness.

Your body is my wonderland..

XO XO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold Story 3

2008-08-23T23:17:00.000-07:00

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Sat, 23 Aug 2008

He is the original ultimate Manwhore, one of the smoothest talkers in the game, founder of the prestigious, ChivalruswalrusManwhores. When it comes to debauchery no one can play deep as this prophet. Sadly we do not see him much anymore for he comes and goes to our beloved mother land as he seldom visit home place of havaianas country.

The legendary Manwhore wearing the chick magnet over sized Mexican hat

We all followed his footsteps, never to be unrecognized by his Senyor Don stance, white overall and mexican hat that caucasians really love. "Olah chikko, can I play your burrito?" Honestly, people don't know why these innocent ladies flock unto you, from models to mother superioras. Was told that secrets can be found between his warm sheets and irresistable sparkling smile.

The community misses you, Lord sir... Parties unbalanced with out your limbo. Its not the end of your samba amigo, don't over exert your Archer GPA brother.

Let the nachos, jalapenos and cheeze roll down the beef..

Taataah tatahh ta tahhh.... Tequilah!

XO XO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold Story 2

2008-08-23T23:05:00.000-07:00

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Fri, 22 Aug 2008

His name rhymes with cane, came from holy scriptures, holy indeed this dude made himself. A proud single father and acts to follow the book religiously - spreading legs around and planting his goods seeds then sowing later as duran duran would sing.

Almost got married back in high school but the divine light shined and halted his vision and pushed on to become a lone bachelor as we breathe(INHALE/EXHALE) . This stallion no longer alone has one of the best lay outs on the field but was caught in an accident one time and had gone under knee operation. Never the less he is back in full speed in great accuracy and having college girls are in his menu.

After a few years of trying relationship with a sweet but deadly disc beauty, everyone thought that it would never end and few gaps will bind together. We were wrong, this mustang wants to gallop and race his knees around the gardens of eden. Racing from all tracks and watering holes wing man or none. But his trip went short when this butterfly flapped and landed on his saddle, secretly, discreetly they exchange loving pleasures. Across fields they send coded glimpses and naughty blinks, these love birds sing gloriously. Only those who are in the circle locks the key to this Pandora's closet. It is protected by surrounding the membrane to keep off bad mucus and bacteria making sure no paramecium nor amoeba will have mitosis.

This time, our stallion made his match and placed on stable making him stud-no more. Thanks to you - actor turned model turned endorser and super crush ng bayan.

We miss you brother! Don't go into the light yet... don't go... :D

XO XO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold Story 1

2008-08-21T23:34:00.000-07:00

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Tall, faired skin, chiseled abs and pleasing smile captured the heart of this collehiala hot girl. Since college they been together even grew stronger when they were bitten by the Frisbee bug. Although played Frisbee in different teams and made their own names big, you can tell love fuelled their passion with each other on and off the field until that unforgiving day they parted ways.

Friends they become, awkward moments they avoid, not pleasing anyone but their own. After 3 years of trying waving moments this big shy gossip boy found refuge and fell in love again. This time in the boyish eyes of a young chick who is too young to be in college and too old to be your sister.

Everyone in the community applauds and agrees a match made in heaven seen around their aura except this collehiala girl she used to own. Now missing every strand of his long hair and long arms around her, secretly weeping in the corner, watching, telling herself why?

The name of the stud is???...

XO XO,
Gossip Boy

2008-08-20T23:01:00.001-07:00

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XO XO,
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2008-08-20T22:58:00.000-07:00

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