PUA Untold story 18

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Fri, 28 Nov 2008


Ito ang sukatan ng pinakamalakas
Climbing at Frisbee sya ay talagang matigas
Walang tatalo pagibig na wagas
Puso nya sa mga ineng walang kakupas kupas

Hindi tama na tawagin na Hudas
Dahil sa bait nya sing sarap ng sopas
Kilala sha sa galing sa sports at tikas
Mga puti pilit humahabol, kumakaripas

Ibahin nyo itong Idolo ko
Parang laging naka kopiko
Tahimik walang niloloko
Dami biktima morena, wakoko

Kaya ingat kayo mga estudyante
Huwag lagi kayong kampante
Habang andito si kumpadre
Kaligtasan nyo di permenente
Sigurado kayo ay kuryente

Sa totoo lng dami ka rin pinaligtas
Mabigay tayo ng konting lunas
Si Gin, Chris at iba pang tsikas
Kami ay naingit baket di pinigtas?

Nangungulila na kami sa iyo senyor
Salubungin ka namin parang mayor
Wag ka mag alala habang andyan ka
Dahil dito naman si Denise nun wala ka

Ano ba ang talagang sikreto mo
Ingit kami sa sobrang Ligsi mo
Lalo na kaming mga lolo mo
Pagkaingatan ang iyong lomo

Ang aming hiling sa iyo
Huwag ka magbabago
Sana ay lalong tumulin at tumulis
Gumaling na STD ng mabilis


XOXO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold story 17

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Tue, 18 Nov 2008

Masarap daw magmahal
Kulot sapaw hawak salawal
Baket nga ba ating itanong
Mga bata gusto mo iampon

Mas nene, mas masaya
Lalo na't hawak pa ang saya
Pero itong ating batikan butike
Daig pa ang laki ng kabute

Mapagmahal sobra sa kapatid
Pati bato nya ibinigay walang patid
Mabuting tao sha sigurado
Sa kapugian naman di dehado
Kamukhain mansueto velasco
Katawan mo ay pang romansa
Pasok lahat sa iyong panlasa

Pero kahit ganito sha kabait
Handa sha sa ating mga lait
Masakit kalimutan ang dating pait
Galit sobra sa mga hudas na kabit

Puso at katawan handang iaalay
Kahit na sha ay mapatay ni tatay
Harangin man ng sibat si katipunero
Di aatras di atakbo ang ating bolero

Iba na ngayon, dina basta kulot salot
Pampalakas ng tuhod kain ka ng balot
Ganda ng forehand, scoober kami takot
Bawal mainis nagmumuka ka kulangot

May gusto kami malaman
Ano ba talaga ang laban
Kayo na ba talaga ni kwan
Walang pa rin kwentuhan
Kami ngayon ay naguguluhan
Sa inyong mainit na yapusan

Sabihin nyo na sa amin
Di namin mamasamain
Duda namin ay puksain
Panahon na para aminin.


XOXO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold story 16

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Mon, 17 Nov 2008

Unang Babae dito bukod kay Tenecia
Silipin natin buhay ni Broomhilda
Naglakas loob kami dahil isa ka rin lalake
Pareho naman tayong mahilig sa dede

Dami mong sinalihan na mga team
Pero isang tao gusto mo na maitim
Tsokoylate utong man ay ganun din
Kakulay ni kokey sa pinalakan tabing

Pero mga bata gusto mo na ngayon
May gatas pa sa labi ika nga ng mga hapon
Kasama pati si Calvin, Jan, Hogee at Ramon
Dahil daw sa umbok ng tyan parang mamon

Ingit kami sayo tuwing may party Girls namin gusto na walang panty Lips to lips mo sila kami ay naloloka Tulad ni Chareena, Spankie at Joliena Manila Spirits ayan nalalapit na Siguradong madaming amerikana Masaya na naman na ikaw ay makita Kami ay kalabitin paglabas na ang hita Hindi lang pala sa Frances ang hilig mo Pati isla ni James kaw ay nagtrabaho Pero may hiling kami nga mga tropa Sana sa huling litrato kayo parin ni papa Sana sa bago mong school kaw ay ganahan Para rin sa inyong mga kinabukasan Pwede naman magsaya hangang umaga Wag mo lng kalimutan na meron ka nang alaga XOXO, Gossip boy

PUA Untold story 15

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Fri, 14 Nov 2008


Makulay ang buhay, sinabawang ulo ng bumbay
Dami mong gusto pati tibo walang humpay
Kilala sha hindi dahil sa anghit kundi sa kanyang kapit
Laging sugatan tuhod, siko subsob mata pikit

Mga tiskas isaisahin natin
Pagkatapos nito kami ay iyong habulin
Sobrang Lagkit iyong paningin kay Miel
Iba talaga ang utog dahil kay san Miguel

Musta daw sabi ni Sollie
Ay si rendell daw ang nakahuli
Sagot mo, kung di sha mapapasaken
Ok lang mas mahaba ang aken.

Baket ka ba umalis, monster winalis
Epren tinalo mo, umiyak daw pramis?
Balita ko dahil sa chocolate hersheys
Kumplikasyon sa ihi solusyon antibiotics

Iba ka talaga, kaw ay isang 'lam mo na
Pero tingin ko naman kaw handa na
Nagbuo ka ng bagong Perya
Pero players mo mga barya

Kapwa mo kalaro sa Dota Ayan away naman nak 'nampota Espiya dati mong kadikit Ngayon wala ng higpit Kulo ng dugo iyong iwasan Mukha mo ay iyong hugasan Welcome back from Michigan Sa royal battle walang tulugan! Maligayang kaarawan kumpadre! Yun Oh!

XOXO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold story 14

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Tue, 21 Oct 2008

Legend has it that this manwhore was born with a gift
He has the slipperiest touge and syrupy in a swift
Not surprizingly Brunettes in Hong kong give a junk
Regardless of his short comings from this Punk

Notedbly hitting percentage is high
Foreigners are really charmed, what a sigh
Local picks are also drawn
Yes he said it's time to spawn

Nicknamed after delicacy we wonder
Why such an innocent food named after
Someone explained, amazed with laughter
Not even conchita is safe from slaughter

We like to see list of roster
Girls hand written in poster
Ladies man he really is
Crazy for his lil' p***s
How the hell he does it
Because of his hairy armpits

He keeps in his diaries
Collected rules for cherries
All lusts with plesantries
Befriend, share beneficiaries

Now you want to know the roll
All the slayed forname's doll
Wipe your mouth in the wall
Sorry but our lips were stalled.

One is sure though that in Australia
He made sure that it was hysteria
Brunettes, Blondes and other maria
Keeping them hot out of malaria

So Mr. yummy Mamon
Bring your your own baon
Make you knees tight
And continue the fight.


XOXO,
Gossip boy

PUA untold story 13

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Saturday, October 20, 2008

One of the pioneers, we offer our respect

You sir have bestowed with patience perfect

Sharing your knowledge with all the rest

May we thank you again sir, you are the best

One thing we want to know

When are you retiring lolow?

You are bringing us back to school

Making us look a total fool

We scratch our head, it is not cool

Fountain of youth you found which pool?

Take care of your back

Ankle and your jack

Our thoughts building up Dad

Holding plays that is bad!

This long ancient itch

Questions we do not ditch

When to capture that witch?

Don't want to think she's a bitch

Hope she doesn't fly to switch

Sooner tie knot and get hitched.

So Haydee why the wait

Time for him to get laid

No other list in his arms

All because of your charms.

Send us the invitations

We don't like citations

All we want are true loves

Fly loose those caged doves

XOXO,
Gossip boy

PUA untold story 12

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Fri, 17 Oct 2008


Gone are the daze this mortal played long
Jumping and running were his ambition
He was in dreamland sleeping too long
Rain was cut short; he realized it’s not his position
That his knees and ankles were fading
Age has made him wiser; all we’re the saying

Not only known for his long slong
Big hearted brother in his thong
Yellow fruity fruit fruit
Doesn’t he look really cute?

Paving the frontiers of bling blings
Sense of fashion world out of things
Colorful images hurts side mirrors
Laughter you can hear on these jurors

Lately we’ve noticed
That his joke in pants
Even his tricycle bands
Being copied by fools
Who look like people jools.
Now who is standing tall in stools
WTF! Who threw that stool?

Not all is bad, we are not cruel
His hand is smooth as his pull
We especially like his forehand throw
Winked on some girls’ woe like to flow
Like his favorite song so slow
Including let’s wait a while… ooooh

Manwhore no more he has become
Now grooming very handsome
Thank you he said, you are welcome
Enough with this sh*t, now its done.



XOXO,
Gossip boy