Thursday, November 13, 2008

PUA Untold story 14

Sent via email (gossipboys@nastything.com)
Tue, 21 Oct 2008

Legend has it that this manwhore was born with a gift
He has the slipperiest touge and syrupy in a swift
Not surprizingly Brunettes in Hong kong give a junk
Regardless of his short comings from this Punk

Notedbly hitting percentage is high
Foreigners are really charmed, what a sigh
Local picks are also drawn
Yes he said it's time to spawn

Nicknamed after delicacy we wonder
Why such an innocent food named after
Someone explained, amazed with laughter
Not even conchita is safe from slaughter

We like to see list of roster
Girls hand written in poster
Ladies man he really is
Crazy for his lil' p***s
How the hell he does it
Because of his hairy armpits

He keeps in his diaries
Collected rules for cherries
All lusts with plesantries
Befriend, share beneficiaries

Now you want to know the roll
All the slayed forname's doll
Wipe your mouth in the wall
Sorry but our lips were stalled.

One is sure though that in Australia
He made sure that it was hysteria
Brunettes, Blondes and other maria
Keeping them hot out of malaria

So Mr. yummy Mamon
Bring your your own baon
Make you knees tight
And continue the fight.


XOXO,
Gossip boy

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