PUA Untold Story 7

Sent via email (gossipboys@nastything.com)
Fri, 29 Aug 2008

Read my abdominal gringes and inguinal sides, never look down, eyes away from the small package. This hot bud has stamina of a teenager, has looks of collegiate matinee and eyes like morning dew on sweet summer’s day. Sparkling.. Refreshing… fresh as daisies under the Sun. Spiteful Skin smooth as babies’ behind, acute malign birth marks of patches resembling from hot imported lava spurs.

Little do we know that he is a terrific swimmer, like an electric eel swimming out of the water. Improving throwing skills, generative gouts, wiser decision makings and strong leadership are few of his stouts. That is why we often call you Kapitan!!!

Like a true fine wine.

Unfortunately, no vixens have ever bitten his neck as he remains lone wolf on the cold chilling hills of solitude for the longest time. This is no surprise because his overwhelming love affair with grandmas is not to be denied. Later he will realize that your testosterones will not forever be yummy like toblerones. In the end you might fall into the arms of someone who wants you to go bend.

Pick up the soap pls…

XO XO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold Story 6

Sent via email (gossipboys@nastything.com)
Thu, 28 Aug 2008

I smell something fishy, not because my nose is twitching but because he has swimmer abs, like David’s sculptured back muscles by artist formerly known as prince – Angelo Gonzaga.


Your name is so popular that everyone seemed to ask your true life story, not just the disc ladies but pretending ladies too (drooling). We are all passionate about you, even the ex- president centurion (bald is beautiful) slashed and pushed you hard for being so yummy.

Those curly eye lashes and tanned toned body from surfing and wall climbing is a perfect score for being a boy toy patotoy. It is no wonder that he is true chick magnet. In every event or any damn place we visit, you always rip their hearts and pants out. Behind that devious smile, our player is a choosy dog and ostrich shy. Not wanting to make first moves, like a waiting game, luring his victims to come and let them devour him whole.

It is not a mystery why we call you BANGUS!

You perfected the give and go
Lay outs like you’ve always drink milo
Thunder Run like the flash
Your salty board we want to wash.
You look even hotter than your foil
like coconut milk that will not spoil

XO XO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold Story 5

Sent via email
Tue, 26 Aug 2008

Oh boy.. this player is a "True Kilabot", not because he has keen eye on High School Kittens but - kilabot defensively and offensively. In fact he often gets recognition in local and international tourneys. Having short limbs and arms was not a disadvantage, since he can compensate his short comings by sheer speed and long wild slippery tongue. - go figure.


All was perfect, - A damn Great player, love circled by his ultimate kitten player and ever reliable ex-boss mucho muchacho, we see them with envy. Having a happy go lucky life didnt pay off as time dictated him to pursue a better job. His fortune landed him abroad and the two cats parted ways in search of better profession. Much to say girl meets a new boy, much younger boy than our astro boy.

Pain struck in echo, bouncing from the corners of Asia, this is not the 1st time it happened but now looks like its end of the lay outs of these felines. Our boy do not need band aids this time, as these cuts are deeper than his 8 pack abs.

We feel you brother, arms in arms.

Idol forever
Replaced never
Find your true Love
Not using your glove

XO XO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold Story 4

Sent via email
Sun, 24 Aug 2008

This very popular rockstah player has been the ambassador of friendship from A and B pool especially towards the unsuspecting Hijas. He does it so smoothly that fat bastard learn from, moves that only fellow debaucher can only decipher.

With his goofy donkey smile plus his inclination w/ bongos, peak and torotoot he conquered a lot of John Mayer fans. A virgin protector as we see him, lurking around sweet sweet prospects dispersing other conquistadors.

Beware of this guy, this devious slash holds other lost precious things, I lost my disc once and found it inside his hair after three months. Accidentally, even saw a pair of cleats beside the disc. Who knows what else you can find...

Despite his intertwined love affairs, his hair caught not by an angry barber but by a fellow musician. We all love him not by his dolphin lay outs but his pesky kindness.

Your body is my wonderland..


XO XO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold Story 3

Sent Via Email
Sat, 23 Aug 2008

He is the original ultimate Manwhore, one of the smoothest talkers in the game, founder of the prestigious, ChivalruswalrusManwhores. When it comes to debauchery no one can play deep as this prophet. Sadly we do not see him much anymore for he comes and goes to our beloved mother land as he seldom visit home place of havaianas country.

The legendary Manwhore wearing the chick magnet over sized Mexican hat

We all followed his footsteps, never to be unrecognized by his Senyor Don stance, white overall and mexican hat that caucasians really love. "Olah chikko, can I play your burrito?" Honestly, people don't know why these innocent ladies flock unto you, from models to mother superioras. Was told that secrets can be found between his warm sheets and irresistable sparkling smile.

The community misses you, Lord sir... Parties unbalanced with out your limbo. Its not the end of your samba amigo, don't over exert your Archer GPA brother.

Let the nachos, jalapenos and cheeze roll down the beef..

Taataah tatahh ta tahhh.... Tequilah!


XO XO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold Story 2

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Fri, 22 Aug 2008

His name rhymes with cane, came from holy scriptures, holy indeed this dude made himself. A proud single father and acts to follow the book religiously - spreading legs around and planting his goods seeds then sowing later as duran duran would sing.


Almost got married back in high school but the divine light shined and halted his vision and pushed on to become a lone bachelor as we breathe(INHALE/EXHALE) . This stallion no longer alone has one of the best lay outs on the field but was caught in an accident one time and had gone under knee operation. Never the less he is back in full speed in great accuracy and having college girls are in his menu.

After a few years of trying relationship with a sweet but deadly disc beauty, everyone thought that it would never end and few gaps will bind together. We were wrong, this mustang wants to gallop and race his knees around the gardens of eden. Racing from all tracks and watering holes wing man or none. But his trip went short when this butterfly flapped and landed on his saddle, secretly, discreetly they exchange loving pleasures. Across fields they send coded glimpses and naughty blinks, these love birds sing gloriously. Only those who are in the circle locks the key to this Pandora's closet. It is protected by surrounding the membrane to keep off bad mucus and bacteria making sure no paramecium nor amoeba will have mitosis.


This time, our stallion made his match and placed on stable making him stud-no more. Thanks to you - actor turned model turned endorser and super crush ng bayan.

We miss you brother! Don't go into the light yet... don't go... :D

XO XO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold Story 1

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Tall, faired skin, chiseled abs and pleasing smile captured the heart of this collehiala hot girl. Since college they been together even grew stronger when they were bitten by the Frisbee bug. Although played Frisbee in different teams and made their own names big, you can tell love fuelled their passion with each other on and off the field until that unforgiving day they parted ways.

Friends they become, awkward moments they avoid, not pleasing anyone but their own. After 3 years of trying waving moments this big shy gossip boy found refuge and fell in love again. This time in the boyish eyes of a young chick who is too young to be in college and too old to be your sister.

Everyone in the community applauds and agrees a match made in heaven seen around their aura except this collehiala girl she used to own. Now missing every strand of his long hair and long arms around her, secretly weeping in the corner, watching, telling herself why?

The name of the stud is???...


XO XO,
Gossip Boy

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