PUA Untold Story 10

Sent via email (gossipboys@nastything.com)
Fri, 12 Sep 2008

One of the ultimate Idols of ultimate Frisbee bigger than I will never be, high jumper, and awesome catcher - like a chocolate retriever. His overwhelming testosterone is beyond the normal level that his quench for sport over flows to his need of pelvic explosion. This raging bull wants to explore his kingdom and make distinct marks on every corner of the field. One team after another he sniffs the skirts of success leading to one hard standing match he cannot win. This bull blocked his game; a feline fit for the most valuable blood diamond swung and dumped his moves. No throws went through neither forehand nor his powerful backhand made an impression.

Like a predator stalking his prey, all moves were being followed looking for the slightest mistake he can manipulate. The elusive cat has been very cautious; her steps were carefully calculated, knowing how to protect their most precious family jewel.

Sadly he never conquered this feat and went to surmount other kilt to his need.

UPIS is my guess
But Philippine Science is the best
Engineering is your profession
Love is always your intension
Spread the cheese Merlin
Run like rin tin tin.

XO XO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold Story 9

Sent via email (gossipboys@nastything.com)
Fri, 12 Sep 2008

When I started tossing, your look was so amazing. Curly not red haired like Julia Roberts color, staring at you my heart jumps and goes overboard. Blissful indeed when I see her running and gunning resembling a tough unicorn dazzling to us minions.

My fantasies turned to nightmare as she walks passed me; my so called angel went to the other fence of pecking hens. Why would this happen, I do have even bigger puckering pen.

I was unaware that back in the states, during their college days she found her big love in the same under wear. I feel so hopeless that my offer is not enough and make Ms. DeGeneres goes berserk, roll and laugh.

After a long squeezing, news spread that their cheesy bond went sour as bad as Swedish blue cheese odor. Now it’s el diablo’s chance, coz her she is fond to play the game of chance. Poker face don’t matter and help me hold that Texas ranger.

Whip… Whapiisssh.. Whapiisssh until she dips
Bring back the saddle and ride with gentle
I will make you wonder and make you remember
Fell the true might and power
In full throttle of a rightful lover.


XO XO,
Gossip boy

Gossip boys pool party!

Just STRICTLY follow the Map and you will never get lost.

PLEASE follow ATTIRE.

This is a POOL PARTY so Swimming Clothes or EXTRA Clothes are must bring. You know how WILD frisbee parties are right??? if you know what i mean...

You may also bring IN KIND some drinks or chips specially GOSSIPS.

Just say Arjel Ipac's Residence at Everlasting Street, Phase8 upon entry at the Main gate [you will have to leave any ID] and at the Phase8 guard house.

THANKS and SEE YOU on FRIDAY 09.12.08 9pm!!!

PUA Untold Story 8

Sent via email (gossipboys@nastything.com)
Thu, 4 Sept 2008

Syrupy eye lashes, inviting beam of smiles, perfect facial symmetry in perfect carpentry. Curly carpeted pectorals inferiorly leading down, like pirates looking for the treasure chest would want to know the rest?


Behind this flirty entertaining fellow has a distinctive taste down below. At first Tarzan wouldn’t know until the vines are swinging near your hollow. You will fall in love with his dance bids and become part of his routine far like Jane Fonda did. He is harmless until he becomes your friend but warning to those newbies ‘coz it’s too late when he is at your end.

But interestingly, how did it turn when you were macho before with side burns. In fact you have a girl who was very loving even your mama has sprinkled her full blessing. I found out from a bird not some tweety bird that you were even confused long before it was discovered.

Fascinating enough, how this story turned out. No matter how or no matter wow, you are loved by your Family and the PUA community.


Fly butterfly fly
Do the Romans do
Seek your solace
The grass is your space.



XO XO,
Gossip boy