PUA untold story 13

Sent via email (gossipboys@nastything.com)
Saturday, October 20, 2008

One of the pioneers, we offer our respect

You sir have bestowed with patience perfect

Sharing your knowledge with all the rest

May we thank you again sir, you are the best

One thing we want to know

When are you retiring lolow?

You are bringing us back to school

Making us look a total fool

We scratch our head, it is not cool

Fountain of youth you found which pool?

Take care of your back

Ankle and your jack

Our thoughts building up Dad

Holding plays that is bad!

This long ancient itch

Questions we do not ditch

When to capture that witch?

Don't want to think she's a bitch

Hope she doesn't fly to switch

Sooner tie knot and get hitched.

So Haydee why the wait

Time for him to get laid

No other list in his arms

All because of your charms.

Send us the invitations

We don't like citations

All we want are true loves

Fly loose those caged doves

XOXO,
Gossip boy

PUA untold story 12

Sent via email (gossipboys@nastything.com)
Fri, 17 Oct 2008


Gone are the daze this mortal played long
Jumping and running were his ambition
He was in dreamland sleeping too long
Rain was cut short; he realized it’s not his position
That his knees and ankles were fading
Age has made him wiser; all we’re the saying

Not only known for his long slong
Big hearted brother in his thong
Yellow fruity fruit fruit
Doesn’t he look really cute?

Paving the frontiers of bling blings
Sense of fashion world out of things
Colorful images hurts side mirrors
Laughter you can hear on these jurors

Lately we’ve noticed
That his joke in pants
Even his tricycle bands
Being copied by fools
Who look like people jools.
Now who is standing tall in stools
WTF! Who threw that stool?

Not all is bad, we are not cruel
His hand is smooth as his pull
We especially like his forehand throw
Winked on some girls’ woe like to flow
Like his favorite song so slow
Including let’s wait a while… ooooh

Manwhore no more he has become
Now grooming very handsome
Thank you he said, you are welcome
Enough with this sh*t, now its done.



XOXO,
Gossip boy

PUA Untold story 11

Sent via email (gossipboys@nastything.com)
Fri, 3 Oct 2008


This fellow was noted with big down below. Not way down below but in the pectoral area… yes his heart is as big as his height coz this mighty tor has been almost regarded as monsignor. This Jurassic being has been playing since day 1 of ultimate and considered one of the best kept secret of PUA. Until unfortunately, he succumbed into a knee operation and waited for 2 years to get back into shape, our prodigal boy is back with ooooozing power and vengeance to someone who put him down that ungodly final accident game.

Watch out PUA no. 10 as he crawls down back at you, lurking, wating for the right timing while you are not looking and return his long overdue favor. His mission is very clear and sinister, pretending to be your close friend with fist cramping and waiting to be thrown at your smirking face.

With his angelic mixed devious smile, this Marco Polo has been discovering new fertile land hos local and international corners mischievously. He did not just discovered that the disc is round that it can be easily manipulated but after having been tasted, plated the world of spices, our tamed captor will not surrender his deadly weapon.

Now that you are back
Ladies and few gents leaned back
We all miss your huck
Some girls want your whapack!

We envy you when you slayed a blonde beast
Our puto was no match with your yeast
Borakay was definitely your feast
Loosers are there to play the least

Like a dog barks
Vocal chords disembarks
Not audible and dark
Merk.. merk.., merk merk… awooooooooooooo!! air.

XOXO,
Gossip boy