PUA Untold story 11

Sent via email (gossipboys@nastything.com)
Fri, 3 Oct 2008


This fellow was noted with big down below. Not way down below but in the pectoral area… yes his heart is as big as his height coz this mighty tor has been almost regarded as monsignor. This Jurassic being has been playing since day 1 of ultimate and considered one of the best kept secret of PUA. Until unfortunately, he succumbed into a knee operation and waited for 2 years to get back into shape, our prodigal boy is back with ooooozing power and vengeance to someone who put him down that ungodly final accident game.

Watch out PUA no. 10 as he crawls down back at you, lurking, wating for the right timing while you are not looking and return his long overdue favor. His mission is very clear and sinister, pretending to be your close friend with fist cramping and waiting to be thrown at your smirking face.

With his angelic mixed devious smile, this Marco Polo has been discovering new fertile land hos local and international corners mischievously. He did not just discovered that the disc is round that it can be easily manipulated but after having been tasted, plated the world of spices, our tamed captor will not surrender his deadly weapon.

Now that you are back
Ladies and few gents leaned back
We all miss your huck
Some girls want your whapack!

We envy you when you slayed a blonde beast
Our puto was no match with your yeast
Borakay was definitely your feast
Loosers are there to play the least

Like a dog barks
Vocal chords disembarks
Not audible and dark
Merk.. merk.., merk merk… awooooooooooooo!! air.

XOXO,
Gossip boy