PUA Untold Story 4

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Sun, 24 Aug 2008

This very popular rockstah player has been the ambassador of friendship from A and B pool especially towards the unsuspecting Hijas. He does it so smoothly that fat bastard learn from, moves that only fellow debaucher can only decipher.

With his goofy donkey smile plus his inclination w/ bongos, peak and torotoot he conquered a lot of John Mayer fans. A virgin protector as we see him, lurking around sweet sweet prospects dispersing other conquistadors.

Beware of this guy, this devious slash holds other lost precious things, I lost my disc once and found it inside his hair after three months. Accidentally, even saw a pair of cleats beside the disc. Who knows what else you can find...

Despite his intertwined love affairs, his hair caught not by an angry barber but by a fellow musician. We all love him not by his dolphin lay outs but his pesky kindness.

Your body is my wonderland..


XO XO,
Gossip boy