Wednesday, August 27, 2008

PUA Untold Story 6

Sent via email (gossipboys@nastything.com)
Thu, 28 Aug 2008

I smell something fishy, not because my nose is twitching but because he has swimmer abs, like David’s sculptured back muscles by artist formerly known as prince – Angelo Gonzaga.



Your name is so popular that everyone seemed to ask your true life story, not just the disc ladies but pretending ladies too (drooling). We are all passionate about you, even the ex- president centurion (bald is beautiful) slashed and pushed you hard for being so yummy.

Those curly eye lashes and tanned toned body from surfing and wall climbing is a perfect score for being a boy toy patotoy. It is no wonder that he is true chick magnet. In every event or any damn place we visit, you always rip their hearts and pants out. Behind that devious smile, our player is a choosy dog and ostrich shy. Not wanting to make first moves, like a waiting game, luring his victims to come and let them devour him whole.

It is not a mystery why we call you BANGUS!

You perfected the give and go
Lay outs like you’ve always drink milo
Thunder Run like the flash
Your salty board we want to wash.
You look even hotter than your foil
like coconut milk that will not spoil

XO XO,

Gossip boy



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