Saturday, August 23, 2008

PUA Untold Story 2

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Fri, 22 Aug 2008

His name rhymes with cane, came from holy scriptures, holy indeed this dude made himself. A proud single father and acts to follow the book religiously - spreading legs around and planting his goods seeds then sowing later as duran duran would sing.


Almost got married back in high school but the divine light shined and halted his vision and pushed on to become a lone bachelor as we breathe(INHALE/EXHALE) . This stallion no longer alone has one of the best lay outs on the field but was caught in an accident one time and had gone under knee operation. Never the less he is back in full speed in great accuracy and having college girls are in his menu.

After a few years of trying relationship with a sweet but deadly disc beauty, everyone thought that it would never end and few gaps will bind together. We were wrong, this mustang wants to gallop and race his knees around the gardens of eden. Racing from all tracks and watering holes wing man or none. But his trip went short when this butterfly flapped and landed on his saddle, secretly, discreetly they exchange loving pleasures. Across fields they send coded glimpses and naughty blinks, these love birds sing gloriously. Only those who are in the circle locks the key to this Pandora's closet. It is protected by surrounding the membrane to keep off bad mucus and bacteria making sure no paramecium nor amoeba will have mitosis.


This time, our stallion made his match and placed on stable making him stud-no more. Thanks to you - actor turned model turned endorser and super crush ng bayan.

We miss you brother! Don't go into the light yet... don't go... :D

XO XO,
Gossip boy



4 comments:

Anonymous said...

daming inaccuracies gossip boy!

Anonymous said...

Oo nga eh.. para mahirap daw hulaan sabi nung source namin.

XO XO,
Gossip boy

Anonymous said...

ummm... cane?? as in ung sinasabit sa xmas tree?? anong cane nga ulit yun?

Anonymous said...

uhm.. do they put sugar cane on xmas trees?

probably not.

It's on the tip of my tongue...

ohh.. my bad... thats candy on my my tongue.

XO XO,
Gossip boy