Friday, August 29, 2008

PUA Untold Story 7

Sent via email (gossipboys@nastything.com)
Fri, 29 Aug 2008

Read my abdominal gringes and inguinal sides, never look down, eyes away from the small package. This hot bud has stamina of a teenager, has looks of collegiate matinee and eyes like morning dew on sweet summer’s day. Sparkling.. Refres
hing… fresh as daisies under the Sun. Spiteful Skin smooth as babies’ behind, acute malign birth marks of patches resembling from hot imported lava spurs.

Little do we know that he is a terrific swimmer, like an electric eel swimming out of the water. Improving throwing skills, generative gouts, wiser decision makings and strong leadership are few of his stouts. That is why we often call you Kapitan!!!


Like a true fine wine.

Unfortunately, no vixens have ever bitten his neck as he remains lone wolf on the cold chilling hills of solitude for the longest time. This is no surprise because his overwhelming love affair with grandmas is not to be denied. Later he will realize that your testosterones will not forever be yummy like toblerones. In the end you might fall into the arms of someone who wants you to go bend.


Pick up the soap pls…






XO XO,

Gossip boy





1 comment:

Sungaw420 said...

you are the original EYEdol. Wherever you go, I FOLLOW!